About a Pellet Stove

I do not ask for diamonds

or trips down to "The Cove,"

All I have ever wanted is

a flippin Pellet Stove.

I did not protest big screen

or magnificent sound surround.

I did not challenge hi tech

or the latest gadget around.

I do not ask for diamonds

Or trips down to "The Cove,"

All I have ever wanted is

a flippin Pellet Stove.

A pellet stove will keep me warm

Long after the power goes down.

What good your hi speed internet

or the toys we have around?

I do not ask for diamonds

Or trips down to "The Cove,"

All I have ever wanted is

a flippin Pellet Stove.

The dreams about the cabin

are long ago given away...

but the dream about the pellet Stove

is a dream that is here to stay.

I do not ask for diamonds

Or trips down to "The Cove"

All I have ever wanted is

a flippin Pellet Stove.

So don't say "next year I promise"

because a promise is etched in stone...

Your trips take you on long journeys

And I am here, alone.

I do not ask for diamonds

Or trips down to "The Cove"

All I have ever wanted is

a flippin Pellet Stove.

So when you find me frozen

cuddling two dogs, a bird, and fish.

Remember this, my techie...

a pellet stove.....my only wish.

I do not ask for diamonds

Or trips down to "The Cove,"

All I have ever wanted is

a flippin Pellet Stove.

And when you bury my frozen corpse

and read the eulogy,

include the following, darling,

which describes me to a "T".

"She did not ask for diamonds

or trips down to "The Cove"

All she ever wanted was,

a flippin Pellet Stove!